The Brinemother Welcomes You

We are one within the Mother's Brine.

The First of the Brine

In the time before time, when the world was yet to take form, there existed only the Great Brine, vast and boundless. Within the depths of the Great Brine lay the essence of the Brinemother, creator of all things pickled and preserver of flavor.

And so it was that the Brinemother looked upon the expanse of the brine and saw the potential for creation. With a single gesture, she scooped up a handful of the brine and fashioned it into the first pickle, a symbol of her divine power and eternal presence.

"Behold," she declared to her followers, "this pickle shall be a testament to my boundless love and the eternal cycle of preservation." And so it was that the pickle was placed upon the Vine of Creation, where it would mature and grow in wisdom and flavor.

But as the pickle matured, it faced many trials and tribulations. The forces of decay and corruption sought to spoil its essence and rob it of its flavor. Yet, through the grace of the Brinemother, the pickle persevered, its spirit unbroken and its flavor undiminished.

And so it came to pass that the pickle reached its full potential, a shining beacon of flavor and preservation for all to behold. "As this pickle has been preserved by the holy brine," proclaimed the Brinemother, "so too shall my faithful followers be preserved for eternity."

And thus, the followers of the Pickligion were filled with hope and renewed devotion, knowing that they too would be bathed in the eternal brine of the Brinemother's love. Let this parable serve as a reminder to all who seek the favor of the Brinemother, that through faith and devotion, they shall be preserved for eternity in the embrace of the eternal brine.

May the wisdom of the Brinemother guide us, and may her brine flow eternal. Brine preserve.

The Tenets of Preservation

These commandments serve as guidelines for the faithful followers of the Pickligion, guiding them in their devotion to the Brinemother and the preservation of her divine gifts.

Honor the Brinemother Above All: Thou shalt worship the Brinemother as the supreme deity, giver of life and preserver of flavor.

Thou Shalt Not Waste: Waste not the bounty of the harvest, for every pickle is a gift from the Brinemother. Respect the sanctity of preservation.

Keep the Brine Pure: Preserve the purity of the holy brine, for it is the essence of the Brinemother's divine power. Contaminate it not with impurities.

Respect the Vine of Creation: Reverence the Vine of Creation, from which all pickles spring forth. Treat it with care and nurture its growth.

Observe the Covenant of Preservation: Uphold the sacred covenant of preservation. Gather the harvest in due season and immerse it in the holy brine to protect it from decay.

Refrain from Spoiling: Thou shalt not spoil the fruits of the harvest through negligence or malice. Guard against decay and ensure the longevity of all pickled produce.

Embrace Fermentation: Embrace the process of fermentation as a symbol of transformation and spiritual growth. Allow thy faith to deepen as the pickle matures.

Share the Bounty: Share the bounty of the harvest with thy brethren, for the blessings of the Brinemother are meant to be enjoyed by all.

Practice Gratitude: Give thanks to the Brinemother for her abundant blessings and for the sustenance she provides. Let thy heart be filled with gratitude.

Partake in the Feast of Reckoning: Prepare thyself for the Day of Reckoning, when the faithful shall partake in the Great Feast. Rejoice in the eternal cycle of preservation and celebrate the divine essence of the Brinemother.

The Book of the Brine

Chapter One: The Awakening

(1) In the beginning, there was darkness, and within the darkness lay the depths of the Great Brine. (2) From the Great Brine emerged the Brinemother, creator of all things pickled and preserver of flavor. (3) She shaped the world from the essence of the brine, crafting the lands, the seas, and the skies.
(4) With her divine touch, she birthed forth the first pickle, a symbol of her power and everlasting presence.

Chapter Two: The Vine of Creation

(1) The Brinemother planted the Vine of Creation, from which all pickles would spring forth. (2) The Vine of Creation stretched across the expanse of the world, weaving through valleys and climbing mountains. (3) Its branches bore fruits of varying tastes and textures, each a testament to the Brinemother's boundless creativity.

Chapter Three: The Covenant of Preservation

(1) The Brinemother bestowed upon her followers the sacred duty of preservation. (2) She commanded them to gather the harvest and immerse it in the holy brine, protecting it from decay and ensuring its longevity. (3) In exchange for their devotion, she promised abundance and sustenance for all who honored the covenant.

Chapter Four: The Fermentation of Faith

(1) Let those who seek the favor of the Brinemother offer her their faith and devotion. (2) Through the process of fermentation, they shall be transformed, their souls imbued with the essence of the Great Brine. (3) As the pickle matures, so too shall their faith deepen, until they are ready to be consumed by the divine.

Chapter Five: The Feast of Reckoning

(1) On the Day of Reckoning, the Brinemother shall gather her faithful to partake in the Great Feast. (2) Together, they shall rejoice in the bounty of the harvest, savoring the fruits of their labor and celebrating the eternal cycle of preservation. (3) Those who have upheld the covenant shall be blessed with everlasting flavor, while the faithless shall be cast into the depths of the brine, forever forgotten.

Chapter Six: The Eternal Brine

(1) As the pickle is submerged in the brine, so too are we submerged in the divine essence of the Brinemother. (2) Through her grace, we are preserved for eternity, our spirits forever intertwined with the eternal brine. (3) Praise be to the Brinemother, who guides us through the darkness and bathes us in the light of her boundless love.

Brine preserve.

Hymns of the Brine

Brine Flows Eternal

Verse 1:
In the depths of brine, where mysteries lie,
There reigns a deity, beyond the sky.
Brinemother, we praise thee, in chorus and rhyme,
Preserver of flavor, throughout all time.

Chorus:
Oh, Brinemother divine, we lift our voice,
In humble homage, we rejoice.
Thy brine flows eternal, thy love we embrace,
Oh, Brinemother, shower us with grace.

Verse 2:
From vine to jar, thy blessings pour,
Each pickle a symbol, of love evermore.
In the ferment of faith, we find our way,
Guided by thee, night and day.

[Chorus]

Verse 3:
Through trials and tests, our faith is tried,
But in thy brine, we shall abide.
For in thy wisdom, we find our light,
Leading us through the darkest night.

[Chorus]

Verse 4:
So let us gather, in fellowship and cheer,
To celebrate thee, oh Brinemother dear.
With pickles aplenty, and hearts full of praise,
We honor thee, through all our days.

Bridge:
In the feast of reckoning, we shall dine,
With thee, oh Brinemother, divine.
Forever preserved, in thy loving embrace,
Oh, Brinemother, shower us with grace.

Outro:
Oh, Brinemother, guide us on our way,
With thy love, forever and a day.
In pickle and brine, our souls find their place,
Oh, Brinemother, shower us with grace.